Sunday, May 29, 2011

The HHG: NHL Stanley Cup Finals 2011

Another Canadian team makes the trip to the Finals... but can Vancouver finally break a 17-year winless streak for Canadian teams?

The Heart hopes the Canucks win the Cup. Besides wanting Canada to celebrate one after what feels like an eternity, Vancouver could finally live up to their potential.

The Head thinks Vancouver has the best weapons to win. Boston seems a little inconsistent and could still make critical mistakes at key moments. The Canucks have been solid from the start of the season, and despite a scare in the first round with Chicago, Vancouver has been the clear favorite in the Western Conference.

The Gut feels Boston just might spoil the party for Canada. Tim Thomas could just as easily turn it on and become invincible, just like Roberto Luongo could for Vancouver. However Boston has an air about them to eak out a win in Canada, which will bring them home ice advantage.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

The HHG: NBA Finals 2011

Hmmm... I might as well recycle the HHG of 2006 for this one... Maybe not.

The Heart hopes Dallas gets the championship, and makes good on what happened five years ago. And Dirk and J-Kidd deserve to get championship rings. And LeBron needs to wait a year before winning his, after his ridiculous off-season decision making.

The Head thinks that Miami is too strong when the Big Three are in the starting line-up. LeBron, D-Wade and CB4 can really overpower their counterparts. It's difficult to see who the Mavs will use to match up consistently, apart from Nowitzki.

The Gut feels that Miami will win again, repeating their 2006 success. And LeBron will silence his critics and justify his charade this past summer with a championship ring.

Friday, May 27, 2011

The HHG: Champions League Final 2011

It's Manchester United, the new and record-breaking Premier League champions versus Spanish champions FC Barcelona - the rematch of the 2009 Final.

The Heart wants ManU to win, even if it was for the clear underdog in this match. And Edwin van der Sar deserves to go into retirement holding a Champions League trophy.

The Head thinks Barcelona will win. With the best soccer player in the world right now in the lineup (Messi), and a squad that includes several starters for the Spanish World Cup winning team, who will bet against them?

The Gut feels Barca will win by a goal. Scored by Messi. And I'll be sad.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Red Flags on Your Project

Projects, jobs don't always turn out great. Sometimes these just fall down to pieces. Most people will be somewhat surprised, even though there were some clear signs of pending failure before. The most common red flags are below. Make sure you are safely out of the way when you notice these things around you...

1) The Town Hall meeting. Usually hosted by upper level management for the general workforce, given at the biggest conference room in the neighbourhood of the office. This is the moment where big strategic announcements are made, an IPO, layoffs, change of leadership or ownership, new investments or ways of working. Often if not always attendance is mandatory.

Now Town Hall meetings are quite useful under normal circumstances. But start worrying if the frequency of Town Hall meetings exceed once per quarter. That means senior management has no control over the proceedings, changes its opinions and plans a lot, and makes hasty ill-advised decisions. Open communication is one things. Looking like you can't make up your mind is something else.

2) Time is a precious commodity, of which free there's little. At the job it seems we always run out of it, and we always need more. To argue why we need it, we make plans, do estimates and try to make it with minute-by-minute activity scripts. As a general rule though, time is always short, and everything needs to be faster and arrive more quickly.

However it is our great delusion to think our time the most important in the world. The great red flag on projects is when people deem a minute of their time more precious than the Pope's or the President's. When lunch breaks are capped to 15 minutes. When you must start work at 8:00 and continue until 18:00 - not a second more, not a second less. I'm very sorry guys, but unless you work in an Emergency Room, for the armed forces or in the space program, time cannot be the most critical thing for you. Your time is certainly not more important than theirs. Not every second you lose is a life-and-death situation.

So if all people start budgeting their time and yours on the job like it is the last drop of water in the desert, be afraid. Be very afraid.

3) Too many changes of leadership. Town Hall meetings are usually where important decisions are broadcasted, including leadership changes. Now leadership changes are sometimes necessary. People might rally behind new ideas of the new lead, freshen things up a bit and perhaps allow some rough diamonds to shine through. Like in sports, sometimes the new leadership places some different emphases, which in turn lead to success.

More often than not leadership changes don't really achieve quick tangible results. Leaders need time to forge their path, and as you see from red flag #2, time is not something many of us will be blessed with. So leadership changes begets more leadership changes, simply because the desired immediate results were not met.

So if your department suffers one change, that may be quite alright. If you suffer about one per month, something is going very wrong.

4) Politicking. Quite simply, if people are preoccupied with something other than the goal, than you are not getting the optimal results. In fact, it might be extremely dangerous as politicking can actually damage the success of the job or the project beyond repair. Because of politicking you might be drawn to spend time (there it is again) on something that is of no value to the goal itself, only to serve somebody else's agenda. It might be creating meaningless diagrams, about non-relevant data. It might be running errands just to look busy. It might be making fun of a colleague during a critical status update meeting.

A department in which politics supersede the actual production or the completion of the job, that's a red flag.

5) Giving indicators more worth than they have. Any project or job deserves to be judged fairly and its progress measured accurately. The metrics to use are difficult to relate to what's actually going on at the factory level, but more often than not, correlation is definitely there.

However if your department or project takes indicators more seriously than they are, you enter the realm of the weird. You start manipulating numbers to make them look good. You start behaving and taking action in such a way that the numbers get improved artificially. In some shape of form, this behaviour correlates with #4, you simply don't want to look bad on paper.

If your project takes more care of its numbers than it understands its meaning, then your project is in trouble. Red Flag.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

And We're Back

So the PlayStation Network is back online, after suffering a severe data breach and a self-imposed three-week shutdown.

Of course, it is nothing compared to the Fukushima nuclear meltdown/Miyagi prefecture earthquake, or the revolutions in Egypt/Libya or even the super-twisters in Mid-US. Though I'm sure many gamers won't look at it that way. They sure play it up like that.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Getting used to things quickly

Ten years ago mobiles were just becoming commonplace. Five years ago we were still Hyving and barely getting onto Facebook. In 2000 I could still carry waterbottles on the airplane without throwing them away at customs. In 2005 I was still using printed driving instructions.

How quickly things change. Today there's no life without facebook, your smartphone, google maps. We take our shoes off, leave bottles behind and follow all the strange airline customs. We curse establishments that don't carry free wifi, we don't trust potential hires that don't have a linkedin profile, and we need to tweet everything anytime anyplace.

Five years from now? I shudder to think.