Yo momma is so unlucky

...bad luck changes from Friday the 13th to the next day just for for her...

I mean, I've been real careful not to do anything significant on Friday the 13th, although I was fully expecting to get a serious speeding ticket, getting fired, or getting robbed this day. However, instead I:

• got taken down by a speed camera at 105 in a 100 zone
  
• missed package deliveries I was waiting for

on the very next day.