Road Rules when I'm driving

As I'll be getting new wheels in the very near future, let me reiterate the basic rules for anyone hitching a ride when we're going out...

• If you puke in the car, you're cleaning it immediately... by licking it up. This also goes if you pee or shit your pants.
  
• Only the driver decides who gets added to the ride if need be.
  
• Only the driver decides what that person must do in exchange for the ride.
• Nobody touches the windscreen, the climate control, the radio unless you're the driver or instructed to by the same.
• In case of discussion the driver is always correct. If you still disagree, you can find your own transportation.
• Any of these rules can be strongly adhered to or bypassed at the driver's discretion.