Didn't I already say I didn't get money?

Hmm... we actually have an anniversary for a financial event, as if it was a natural disaster, or bombing. Last year around this time banks around the world started feeling the crunch. Suddenly they found out that:

• some people can't actually pay their mortgage anymore
• banks are playing around with money that isn't really theirs
• people make incorrect assumptions, and give trust where it isn't warranted

In poker terms, the blinds went up, and everyone has to go all-in. Except everyone has a dog for a hand.