- All I Want for Christmas (is for you to shut up) - Mariah Carey
- I will always love you (oh please) - Whitney Houston
- Last Christmas - WHAM! (Oh come on, it's frickin' George Michael for godsakes)
- My Heart Will Go On (just sink the boat already) - Celine Dion
- Don't they know (the entire western world must celebrate christmas, and you starving saps must enjoy it too, if it's the last thing you do) - Band Aid
Of course, I will also switch off if I hear anything by Beyonce, Keane, Coldplay or U2, but that's just a matter of principle.
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