Addendum to Things That Are Absolutely Mad

• Lines in front of the Abercrombie and Fitch store. Long ones. Like two blocks long.
• Bouncers in front of the Abercrombie and Fitch store. Big and Bad ones. With ear pieces.
• Door Bitches in front of the Abercrombie and Fitch store. If you're not dressed cool enough, you cannot come in... to buy a freakin' sweater!

Sometimes people mistake a clothing retailer for a night club. I wouldn't know why...