So true, So true

Can't say it any better.

Lessons Learned Today

• Black Russians and Long Island Ice Tea are good... except when you haven't had dinner
• "Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever"
• People never look their age; that can be good, can be bad...
• Nerds can be babes
• All IT administrator departments are the same
• Babes can be nerds...
• ...really, they can
  
• The Truth is Closer than You think...
• ...so why don't you turn to some spirituality for a change
  

I'm getting old

You've got these ringtones you can order, which supposedly "your parents and your teachers can't hear" because the frequency is set so high. So let's give it a try...

I can't hear a thing.