Fashion hypes and styles that need to end NOW

• Large sunglasses (when you look at pictures of your parents from the seventies you laugh at them for putting these atrocities on their nose; why would it be in any degree acceptable if you wear them now?)
  
• Mullets, wet look, out-of-bed look (why is it more acceptable to spend more time on your hair, to make it look like you didn't spend any time on your hair at all?)
• Nerdy thick-rimmed glasses (these were never good-looking in the first place. They are only acceptable now because the people who wear them are usually well paid, and have character because they don't really care what other people think)
• Polo shirts with the collar worn up/folded (you spend loads and loads of money on clothing that comes out of the factory as if you slept on your shirt for two days)
• Women's high-heel cowboy boots (nothing SCREAMS slut like a good pair of calf-high, cowboy boots; also you can only get away with it if you're between fifteen and seventeen years of age, which kinda defeats the purpose)
• Flower dresses (please refer to my first point; women who've got the body for it are exempt from this rant, but if you're not... you just look old-fashioned)