That didn't take long

You know our sportscasters can be very sore losers.

Here's this Frenchman... his name is Alain Bernard, a true monster of a man. He's 24-years old, and he happens to swim quite fast. In fact he's now the world record holder in 50 m and 100 m freestyle, and European champion in both distances. He achieved this in Eindhoven, the Netherlands.

Now the previous world record holder was a Dutchman by the name of Van Den Hoogenband. He was out sick this past week.

Today our sportscaster implied that our new French master of the freestyle was on the dope, just after winning the European 50 m title. Although he didn't really want to say it, because it was "too early"... he still placed the doubt in all the viewers' minds.

Can't you leave a guy alone for once? If it was another Dutchman you would never have made such a remark! Let the appropriate authorities take care of this, and we'll hear about it soon enough.