Friday, November 17, 2006

If I ran a political party...

  • you could only vote if you took an exam first; and you MUST have a high school diploma
  • traffic is caused by people who can't drive; they must be cut off at the source; anyone who cannot drive (e.g. 60 km/h on the highway; parking halfway in two spaces) will have his driver's license revoked permanently;
  • Anyone from foreign countries wanting to work here, fine. But you're getting paid in air miles.
  • television stations are disbanded in favour of tv on-demand, and a surprise channel (Nederland 1 will work for this)
  • organized religions are taxed 80 %; if you want to show your religious colours (put a fish-sign on your car, wear a kabbala or a headdress etc.), you can obtain the right to do so for a 50 % tax hike. Doing so without paying tax? Ask yourself what happens to you if you stop paying normal income taxes...

It's probably best for me never to run for office...

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