Thursday, October 04, 2007

Can I try this out first?

Every once in a while someone will promote a product that supposedly changes your life completely. You see these things on infomercials, tellsell videos and the like: a duster that spins on its own; a magnetic pendant; an abdominal cruncher...

What I would like to know, is how did some cheap-ass infomercial become the bringer of the Messiah? What do these guys know that big money grabbing corporations don't already know? Why don't cleaning services around the world use this duster-on-an-electric-toothbrush?

And then there's the Wake Up Light... supposedly this is supposed to help people wake up better and more naturally... then why hasn't the civilized world collectively chucked away their old alarm clocks? I wanna try it out first I think.

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