What happens in Pyongyang, Stays in Pyongyang

It has to be the feel-good story of the week, the two American journalists have been released from North Korean custody and have made it back to the USA. All it took was a visit from an ex-president, a dinner, and some conversation between old men.

But despite the official press release, I am quite interested in knowing what happened behind closed doors. Was money exchanged? Were any favours granted? Did they play a game of poker for it? Did Clinton promise Kim the new Apple iPod or something? Perhaps the last remaining tape of a Michael Jackson concert? Did Big Bill go all GI JOE on K-Jizzle?

Come on guys, WHAT HAPPENED THERE THAT CONVINCED KIM JONG IL TO FINALLY GIVE THOSE WOMEN A BREAK!!?? PEOPLE NEEDS TO KNOW!

Next they are going to send Clinton to the Gaza Strip to solve the crisis there over lunch, then fly him back over to Iran to settle the elections once and for all, and have him back in time for breakfast to automagically whistle the economic crisis away.