Things That Are Absolutely Mad

• KFC Double Down - a chicken hamburger, but instead of bread more chicken hamburgers. Fat ones. Greasy ones.
• Touching down in the Netherlands for the first time this year, and the first thing you hear is two women bickering and calling each other ho's
• Standing around for nine hours in freezing cold to watch the ball drop on Times Square
• Apple Store Manhattan being open 24 hours, 356 days a year. I think the employees aren't actually human.