Sunday, August 26, 2012

SPOILERS: 7 Things learned from the Expendables sequel



  • Chain beats knife.
  • Sly's team gets bailed out Deus Ex Machina-style not once but twice... actually it should be called CHUCK NORRIS Ex Machina
  • Chuck Norris doesn't get to do his trademark roundhouse kick, but JCVD gets to do his shitty copy
  • Sly must not like money from China: Jet Li is in the movie about 3 minutes total
  • Script writers got lazy with naming their characters. JCVD’s antagonist character’s surname is Vilain. REALLY?!?
  • Sly with his own little team < The Terminator, John McClain and Walker Texas Ranger
  • A bit pathetic to see this movie trying to thumb its nose at this year's biggest movie by killing THOR's little brother

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