Tuesday, February 13, 2007

What Women Want 2007

Some observations about the Women's Fair.
  • the knock against women that they can't park... It's true. For some reason the very concept of lines, wheels, and other visitors to the fair are foreign to them. Often they just park them across two parking spaces. The fair's parking garage had to be expanded with an additional wing, just to accommodate all the cars. Thing is, the same amount of cars, but driven by men, fit comfortably next week at the AutoRAI.
  • know this scene from What Women Want? Where Mel Gibson finds out for the first time he can hear women's thoughts? Where he gets run over by jogging women? I've had that for real.
  • single guys: you can see very quickly if the girl you're dating is worth the time: just look at her mother. And guess what... they're both here at the fair! If the mother's fine, you're set. But if the mother is dead ugly, RUN AWAY.
  • are Call TV presenters failed fair promotion girls/guys, or are fair promotion girls/guys failed Call TV presenters?
  • best t-shirt I found: "Your daughter is safe with me."

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