My most uncanny ability is probably the one where I - more than average - get singled out for "routine checks" at airport customs. I understand, I usually travel alone, I pack lightly, and I speak muffled when I've had a 10 hour flight, and I'm from the Netherlands (So There Must Be Something In His Suitcase); a customs officer will have found enough suspicious things sizing me up to take me in.
All I can say is, BRING IT ON. I got nothing to declare.
Also, it's probably not a good idea to have me bring stuff over. You're better off giving it to someone who's more... average looking, and doesn't attract as much attention.
Or until I'm travelling with someone.
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