Saturday, December 15, 2007

Best / funniest quotes I've heard in 2007

You can't win an occupation.
- Friendly advice to U.S. President Bush

You can be your own person, treat people with respect, be very demanding but demanding in a way that doesn't trample on people. And you don't have to give up your faith to win in the NFL.
- Tony Dungy, head coach of the Indianapolis Colts

An insult is just someone who hates you making a noise to indicate their hatred. (...) Criticism is someone trying to help you, by telling you something about yourself that you were a little too comfortable not knowing
- David Wong

How do the words 'jet pack' and 'ninja' even get typed into a script about a cyborg that weighs over a ton? Modern screenplay-writing software should detect something like that and pop up a little paperclip that asks you if you've lost your fucking mind, then erases your hard drive.
- Rod Hilton on RoboCop 3

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