New Dangerous Road Side Objects Ahead

I might come off a little like the grinch or Scrooge, but they should really do something about all the christmas decorations people are hanging their houses full with. Especially those moving, flashy light thingies. If you're in a car driving past such a home, you can't help but watch. In so doing you completely miss the road ahead of you. I've already hit a speed bump too hard, because I was distracted by some sort of light rain decoration on somebody's front lawn.

Okay, alright. Keep the decorations, but lose the flashy moving stuff. That stuff is just dangerous for drivers all around.