What to do if you are a new hire

I couldn't possibly keep this advice to myself... So all you guys and girls who just started their careers, pay attention.

Some gems mentioned here:

• Preparing a Powerpoint presentation will give you the sweet, sweet illusion of productivity.
• It is better to be an “expert” than it is to do actual work.
• Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.